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Friday, 5. March 2010
WOW! For a minute I thought I was at:
http://www.SMACKTLE.com
but then I remembered it cannot be because
SHAKER owns SMACKTLE!!
If a man does not own his own name is he really a man, or someone else’s man??
You guys who are whining about Smacker not having admin rights might be a little hypocritical if at the same time you whine about the Mexicans coming to Texas and trying to make it look like Mexico. Just like you whine that if the Mexicans want Texas to be like Mexico they should go back instead of trying to force their changes on us, well follow your own advice. Shaker has made a reasonable offer to Smacker where he can create his own blog and fill it with all the homosexual porn he wants, well then stop whining, get to work, set it up, and go stare at all the penis you desire. Stop being afraid and come out of the closet all the way instead of just peeking out of the door a little, be proud of your homosexuality.
Just like the average homo, whine, whine, whine, bitch, bitch, bitch, all day.
Friday, 5. March 2010
I know at KSEV listeners are encouraged to donate to candidates in other states which I think is crazy with all the problems we have here in Texas. Is it a trick to get us to ignore candidates in Texas who might be running against incumbents that the radio station favors? I am not sure about how the Democratic candidates have been running their campaigns but in the Republican ads for some odd reason the Republican candidate is always running against Washington. How weird that a Republican running for a Texas State rep is claiming to be running against Washington when they have nothing to do with and no control over what goes on in Washington DC.
Maybe they are too embarrassed about the Republican leadership in Austin but are to afraid to be honest and run against the Republican leadership in Austin. Maybe they were told by the Texas Republican Party bosses they could not run negative ads against Rick Perry because it would weaken his chances against KBH and actually benefit Debra Medina more???
Lets not worry about the other 49 states, lets clean up TEXAS first.
http://blogs.chron.com/txpotomac/2010/03/the_break_down_texans_make_don.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+houstonchronicle%2Ftxpotomac+%28Texas+on+the+Potomac%29
Good news for OPS!! When you wear out your hand satisfying yourself all the time they can attach a replacement and you can keep right on jerking!!
http://www.valleymorningstar.com/news/antonio-69561-san-transplant.html
Friday, 5. March 2010
I WILL EXTEND MY OFFER UNTIL NOON TODAY, BUT THEN THAT IS IT. IF THE DEADLINE EXPIRES WITHOUT THE ACCEPTANCE OF MY OFFER, THEN http://WWW.SMACKTLE.COM WILL BE SCHLONG-FREE FOREVER!
Friday, 5. March 2010
AS THE WOODLANDS TURNS
A housewife enters her husbands home office as he is busy working,
“ What ya doin ?”
She asks as she stand behind him while he sits on his high chair behind his 4 grade desk.
“ I am building a new web site” he responds
“ WOW! Is it about Football? Baseball? Hunting? Business? Politics?”
She asks
“No”, he replies
“It’s a site for married men who want to sit all day looking at pictures of naked men and whine about Headshaker.com whining about LST.com whining about homosexuals and Democrats”
“ DOUBLE WOW “ she replies.
Then she tell him,
“ I am going on another field trip this weekend with our pastor “
“AGAIN?”
He whines
“Yes”, she replies, “ you know it is important to be to spread out and help people fill their needs”
“I guess so” he replies as he posts another image of a mans penis on his new web site.
“Have a good time and enjoy yourself” he tells her
“I will” she replies as she walks out the front door into the pastor’s Mercedes.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Poor Al. Has to keep using the short card because he has nothing left in his gotcha arsenal. Have you let your friends back in Jersey know that a short guy keeps owning you on a blog? I totally understand where you got that dancing monkeys video now. Didn’t realize it a was a family movie of your days back in Jersey.
As far as Headshaker goes, I’ve been through this before. He says he’s going to give me the keys to the website but never does. Heady shoulda been a politician. Spin on my friend lol.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Pretty funny that the first thing Al does when he gets up is posts something towards me. I bet he thinks about me when he has sex with his wife or when he’s driving around town all day. Time to go take an Al. See you guys next month.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Friday, 5. March 2010
CAN SOMEONE POINT ME TO THE COMMENT WHERE SMACKTLE HAS FORMALLY ACCEPTED MY OFFER? I CAN’T FIND IT.
Friday, 5. March 2010
7
If he rejects your offer agsin can I use Smacktle.com???
Friday, 5. March 2010
We talked about this before. You said you were going to give me the website but never did. Always the same with you, say one thing in public and another in private.
Either I own it outright or nothing at all. If you want to keep paying to host the site, fine with me lol.
And you wonder where all your money goes!
Friday, 5. March 2010
I told ya Al was obsessed with me. Now he wants a domain with my blog nicname in it!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Friday, 5. March 2010
YCMTSU!
Friday, 5. March 2010
Smacker you expect Shaker to give it to you for free??
Friday, 5. March 2010
11
But unlike you I would not post images of naked men, I’m not that type of guy.
Friday, 5. March 2010
SMACKTLE. THERE IS A SAYING….”YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE!”
DO YOU WANT ADMIN RIGHTS TO THE SITE OR NOT? I WILL CONSIDER TRANSFERRING OWNERSHIP OF THE DOMAIN AFTER A PROBATIONARY PERIOD.
SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PENIS (AND OPS’S)!
Friday, 5. March 2010
15
He is not a liberal democrat, it is insulting to him that you expect he will accept it for free, he is a proud conservative and I am certain demands that he pay you the going rate for such a powerful and valuable property.
I am certain a price of at least $500 would satisfy his needs and mend his pride.
Friday, 5. March 2010
I offered him the domain when I first got it and other times since then, he didn’t want anything to do with it. Now that OPS wants to see big schlongs posted, Smacktle wants to deal.
And I’m the bad guy!
LONG LIVE LittleSmacktleTurmoil.Com!
Friday, 5. March 2010
#15 Headdonor
Keep paying for it. I don’t need it. You already said you would give it to me. Once again your word is as worthless as the piece of paper it wasn’t written on.
#16 Diego
When coming to a battle of wit, it would be better for you if you brought some. I have to admit that watching you trying to be funny can be pretty funny sometimes.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Speaking of OPS, he’s conspicuously absent during this offer. For all the campaigning he’s done on behalf of Smacktle one would think he would be promoting his idol into accepting the offer.
Friday, 5. March 2010
#17 Headpol
You said that you would have your IT guy (jimb?) get with me and transfer it over.
NEVER HAPPENED!
Why am I not surprised?
YCMTSU!
Friday, 5. March 2010
3 against 1 and they still get a Hatuh like beat down!
My work here is done for today.
Where is Ivan to stick up for me?!
Friday, 5. March 2010
18
I know most of my “wit” goes right over your head, but I will try to keep it down low to your level.
Friday, 5. March 2010
19
I bet OPS logged on this morning. saw the new picture and has been busy with himself ever since then.
I hope he washes his hands before returning.
Friday, 5. March 2010
21
You are a good fighter, my knees hurt from your punches….
Friday, 5. March 2010
#20 ErSmacktile Dysfunction
PROVE IT!
Friday, 5. March 2010
Al you said you don’t post pictures of naked men, today’s oc picture is of a naked male seems that you’re a phony.
Smacktle is a man he can decide on his own if he wants Smacktle.com.
Smacktle is not like you Al, he doesn’t French kiss Shaker’s rectum.
SCHLONG
Friday, 5. March 2010
OK HERE IS THE DEAL:
I WILL TRANSFER THE DOMAIN TO SMACKTLE TODAY IF JIMB, SQUAWK, BENZENE, HAMOUS AND THE DUDE AGREE IN WRITING AT THIS BLOG!
Friday, 5. March 2010
Shaker you’re a fucking liar. Your deal from the election changed when you lost.
Is Al’s tongue nice and long? Does he nibble on your hemoroids?
Friday, 5. March 2010
#26 OPS
The point is that I will take smacktle.com but Headforkedtongue doesn’t want any competition AND! He already said he would give it to me. The guy has no shame.
Friday, 5. March 2010
LOL Smacktle didn’t want the domain until you enticed him with the potential to turn it into a gay site!
He can have the domain, but there are conditions!
It’s the Golden Rule - HE WHO HAS THE GOLD, RULES!
Friday, 5. March 2010
Shaker I didn’t entice anyone. I didn’t even know there was a Smacktle.com until yesterday.
Friday, 5. March 2010
#31
I’ve posted the link to that site here many times!
I’ve been paying on the domain and the hosting since I got it. I want reparations!
Friday, 5. March 2010
ROFLMAGDAO!
Yall are gonna make me laugh alla way to Kerrville this afternoon. BACA state meetings and a blessed weekend trip - “Gracie get ready gal - we westbound and down after lunch”
Friday, 5. March 2010
#32 Headdomainhoster
I’ll send Al over. What do you want this time? Blow or handjob?
Friday, 5. March 2010
OK seriously, if you want the domain it’s yours, I promised you that you could have it anytime you wanted it.
But I want admin rights to it.
DEAL OR NO DEAL?
Friday, 5. March 2010
#35. Just can’t escape that gay thing, can you?
Friday, 5. March 2010
WTF ever happened to June 1, 2010?
Friday, 5. March 2010
#37
That’s when Shaker and Al go to Mexico and get married.
Friday, 5. March 2010
What I do everyday is not very hard, but it can be very complex with the legal and medical files I handle, the doctors and lawyers. The worse thing I have ever dealt with has been an aborted baby in a plastic container that was still warm from the mother, that was until about an hour ago.
I pulled into the parking garage at 6624 Fannin and I got onto the parking garage elevator there were two women there, a mother around 65+ years old and her daqughter around 40+ years old. The mother smiled at me and said “good morning” or course I returned the greeting
When the elevator arrived in the building lobby we got off and as we walked through the lobby the mother went right down as if she hit a brick wall, she grabbed my leg, looked up and me, gasped her last breath, and died. Her daughter went nuts, doctors rushed over to save her, but she was gone.
Just about one minute before that she smailed at me and said “good morning” and then she was dead.
This is no bullshit, no game, fucking real life ended right there. I hate some of the stuff I see, children with cancer, older people who are dying, most times they are good days, other times like today it really sucks.
I have to breath for a while, this hit real hard, see ya all later..
Friday, 5. March 2010
Cbr is gonna be the best man.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Wow Al, sorry you had to go through that. It puts all of this in perspective.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Al, sorry to hear of your unfortunate run in with life’s reality. It often times strikes when we least expect it and delivers a powerful message. Step back, take a deep breath, say a silent prayer for the lady and her family.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Ivan is probably kicked back on the lake doing some fidhing. Wish it was me.
Friday, 5. March 2010
That’s fishing.
Friday, 5. March 2010
June 1, 2010 is still on!
Friday, 5. March 2010
i will trade you trials by jury in new york and have these trials moved and make them military trials for the health care bill. see bartering at its best.
Friday, 5. March 2010
i will trade you trials by jury in new york and have these trials moved and make them military trials for the health care bill. see bartering at its best.
Friday, 5. March 2010
#27
Screw Smacktle.
/Out
But he has got my vote to have his admin rights restored.
LONG LIVE MODERATORS
LONG LIVE ADMINS
LONG LIVE OPS and his great advice for tobacco.
LONG LIVE BUTTER ON PANCAKES
Friday, 5. March 2010
1 down, 3 to go. I think their evil plan is to see the utter demise of HeadShaker.Com!
By the way, it’s good to see old friends drop by
Friday, 5. March 2010
#48 - Squawkie TOOTER!!!!
Whatcha slummin er whut?
T G I mofokkinFFFFFFFFF
Friday, 5. March 2010
I wern’t lurkin but received an email from an unnamed source from the Perry campaign that my name was mentioned here.
LONG LIVE EPJ
LONG LIVE PFIZER AND MY BP MEDS
Friday, 5. March 2010
looks like men shaved their balls in ancient Greece. funny how things come around full circle. if you dont shave your balls, you are no smarter than a caveman.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Has anyone watched the series Spartacus on Starz? Lucy Lawless getting banged by Gladiators, blood, guts, gore, and sex galore!
Friday, 5. March 2010
#53
Pervert, sexual misfit.
Friday, 5. March 2010
im sorry, but this sista looks like she is getting ready to explode like that while in Japan.
sad thing is, ops would still hit that shit.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/03/05/gabourey-sidibes-oscars-dress-mystery-big-hollywood/
Friday, 5. March 2010
head watches Spartacus! Hey Johnny, ever been in a mens locker room?
Friday, 5. March 2010
how can you shoot a 13 year old girl in the head, killing her and get out on bond?
http://www.chron.com/disp/video.mpl/media/20726261?autoplay
Friday, 5. March 2010
http://www.infowars.com/audiobox.html
Friday, 5. March 2010
This is why LetsSnooze.Com is dead. Blaming Bushcos failed presidency on Rove. UNREAL!
http://lonestartimes.com/?p=1830#comments
Friday, 5. March 2010
Re; Smacktle.com
I think the death this morning that I witnessed was a sign, amessage as to what direction Rob should take regarding the domain.
Rob ask yourself this question,
WWJD
Would he give someone a domain so they could create a web site providing pictures of naked men? Would Jesus get involved in porn?
Reach deep down into your soul Rob for the answer.
Friday, 5. March 2010
I have been in contact with someone close to Debra Medina, there may be mucho pressure on her to support Perry, his numbers against White are not looking good.
email Debra and ask her not to support Perry,she needs to hear from us
Friday, 5. March 2010
GOGOGOGOGO
BILL WHITE THE TRUTH TELLER!!!!
Friday, 5. March 2010
Any of ya’ll get the census? I answered #1 and sent it back. They dont need to know what race I am. They dont need to know what sex I am. They dont need to know if I rent or own or if its a mobile home. They dont need to know birthdays of chilrdren. They dont need my telephone number! There are two human beings living at my address. Thats it!
Friday, 5. March 2010
Not good for Perry…
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections2/election_2010/election_2010_governor_elections/texas/election_2010_texas_governor
Friday, 5. March 2010
JD
I dont give a shit who she supports at this point.
Friday, 5. March 2010
paranoid i will only answer questions if they come out in person. otherwise it will be i did not get it in the government mail service like they clim when you send them something.
fawrk them. they will have to send me certified mail service like i have to them for interaction.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Dow
They didnt mail it. It was hand delivered. I wonder hom much money they pissed away on this bullshit.
Q#8
Are you hispanic, latino or spanish? WTF is that?
Q#9 What is the person race? WTF is this? Then it says For the census Hispanic is not a race. So why the fuck ask?
I just threw it away. Thanks Dow!
Friday, 5. March 2010
weird how that woman picked Al to die on. That doesnt happen everyday.
Al is like that cat in the old folks home who goes and sits on peoples laps who will die the next day.
If I see Al coming i’m running.
Friday, 5. March 2010
actually the way things have been going i may invite him over for a chat.
Friday, 5. March 2010
#69
LMAO
Me to.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Usually when women die in front of Al it’s to to laughter at him.
SCHLONG
Friday, 5. March 2010
hey al - if you have your wife run Oscar the Fish for governor i will vote for the fish!
it just smells better than the rest of the candidates.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Next thing you know, Al’s gonna be telling us if we don’t send him $1,000,000 Jesus is going to call him home.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Why does death bother someone so much who claims he used to bash heads into curbs.
Fuckin drama queen.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Easy there, Darth Smacktle - not everyone here is as comfortable with the dark side as you are.
BTW, where did your daughter get that tall gene?
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z167/Great_WhiteSnark/ChildrensDarthVaderCostumeatComic-C.jpg
Friday, 5. March 2010
If Al & Headshaver are getting hitched, then who is the female & who is the male? Do they take turns?
Friday, 5. March 2010
#75 Hatuh
So Al does this big dramatic post about a woman dying, then just hours later he’s making a joke about it and I’m the one that needs to go easy. Hatuh has become DOTI.
I know, I know he’s your buddy and you told me to go easy on him.
Friday, 5. March 2010
74
i was not angry at the woman or her daughter.
Is anyone else listening to Bentencourt on ksev?? I’m gonna try and get in so I can rip him another fucking hole.
Friday, 5. March 2010
A fucking pussy, Bentenfuck cannot handle the truth, a fucking pussy hung up instead of being a man
Friday, 5. March 2010
Bentenfuck shit in his pants and had to go to early commercial to regain his composure, fuck him
Friday, 5. March 2010
oh oh big ben again
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/05/roethlisberger-accused-of-sexual-assault-again/
here she is
http://bhanks.encblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/121708-steelers-fan.jpg
Friday, 5. March 2010
in case you want to keep track
http://www.dailyjobcuts.com/
Friday, 5. March 2010
i bet Big Ben wishes Al’s leg was near.
Wanna get away?
Dont celebs and athletes take pussy 101 in school? Get the hooker, pay then leave.
Friday, 5. March 2010
he will be treated like charlie rangel.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Shannon, if you’re lurking it’s the bakery @ 8:30am.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Thanks Cbr. See you there.
Just spent the last 45 minutes reviewing the last few days of your little Peyton Place, here.
I couldn’t tell if Smack won or not. Or if someone jacked with the the numbers.
Either way, it seems that Cross Dressing Rhode Islander says no.
All I know is, the fucking world is coming to an end soon if livemusicrules voted in favor of Smack. Therfore, I will pig out on deadly bacon and other poisons in the morning.
Including BUTTER, Mr. Cross Dressing Rhode Islander.
And what’s with ST supporting Smacktle and his cock shots? She’s willing to put up with his shit just to get rid of EPJ? Sounds like a Faustian bargain to me.
Friday, 5. March 2010
#86 Shannon
The world is absurd!
And you’re right, I won!
Friday, 5. March 2010
The Jew-baiting shit on Wednesday was really classy.
Friday, 5. March 2010
We have more class here in one thread then LoonyScrewyTacky.com has in a years worth of comments.
Even with Smacker and OPS.
Friday, 5. March 2010
And then Ivan digs up some 10 year old blog post about Dan Patrick from some Tomball blogger that has a hardon for Dan Patrick.
Friday, 5. March 2010
Fuck off, Dego.
Friday, 5. March 2010
90
Oops. Typo. The blog post is five years old, not ten.