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How about something fried for lunch?? Dec 17

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  1. This is crazy, out of control spending:
    http://www.texastribune.org/stories/2009/dec/17/super-salaries-texas-school-superintendents/

    How a traffic light becomes a toll booth:
    http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=7172745

  2. 2
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Shakefest? When where?

    It rained all night. I hope this one will put us over what is needed.

    654.52

  3. 3
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    AL

    The sheeple dont care. They wont even flinch when the gov puts cameras in their homes. First they start with the trouble makers, then the needy, then the masses. The cop cars now have license plate readers. God Bless Amerika!

    Look at all the shit I get for fighting for my right to travel unmolested on the roadways. I am branded as an anarchist.

    Vote GOP early and often. It will solve all of our problems.

    OUT!

  4. 4
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Lee #71 from the day before today and the day after yesterday

    Thanks. You know love is tough at times. I tell my wife not to flush certain items down the terlet yet she continues and viola we need a new grinder pump. Cha ching! I beg her to stop overloading the washer and dryer. Viola we need a new dryer. Cha ching! I say Merry Christmas! Yes my presence is all shes gonna have this year.

    Katfish

    I am sorry to hear about your friend.

    I know my advice doesnt matter much but as you know I used to ride. A drunk in a van ended my riding days. You have very lttle chance of survival on two wheels even in slow speed accidents. There are two kinds of riders. Those that have been down and those that are gonna go down. Riding motorcycles is a crap shoot, a roll of the dice. A moto cop that lives in our hood just hit a deer. He is FUBAR. I stopped rolling the dice.

  5. 5
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Oh, I like fried chicken livers.

  6. Is there a “One Flew Over the Shaker’s Nest” Fest this weekend? Am I allowed to go? I realize I don’t meet the “absolutely insane” entrance criteria but I was hoping for a one-time waiver.

  7. 7
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Even a psychologist is asking the question.

    http://www.alternet.org/story/144529/are_americans_a_broken_people_why_we%27ve_stopped_fighting_back_against_the_forces_of_oppression/?page=entire

    Are Americans a Broken People? Why We’ve Stopped Fighting Back Against the Forces of Oppression

    By Bruce E. Levine, AlterNet. Posted December 11, 2009.

    A psychologist asks: Have consumerism, suburbanization and a malevolent corporate-government partnership so beaten us down that we no longer have the will to save ourselves?

    Yes. It is called the “abuse syndrome.” How do abusive pimps, spouses, bosses, corporations, and governments stay in control? They shove lies, emotional and physical abuses, and injustices in their victims’ faces, and when victims are afraid to exit from these relationships, they get weaker. So the abuser then makes their victims eat even more lies, abuses, and injustices, resulting in victims even weaker as they remain in these relationships.

  8. 8
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    #6

    You are a sicko just like us. The fact that you wanna go watch the train wreck speaks volumes.

    Where is Whacktle?

  9. 9
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Can someone shoot this link to JellyRoll?

    http://www.whataburger.com/newsletters/20091217/

  10. Whacktle?

    Hell, last I heard he was headed to the North Pole for a family reunion/toy making/Landmark Forum fest.

  11. Here’s a picture of Whacktle’s family reunion last year:

    http://www.christmasclipart.com.au/christmas_clipart/images/150meg/elves.jpg

  12. Did I kill the blog?

    It was going so well and then Lee & I got back from our ……….

  13. WTF?

    Anybody up for pasta today?

  14. 14
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    You killed it!

    OUT! ;)

  15. its amazing how god gives stupid mutherfuckers talent to make millions and they piss it away.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/12/17/2009-12-17_cincinanati_bengles_star_chris_henry_dies_from_injuries_after_falling_out_of_pic.html

  16. 16
    livemusicrules 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Pavlov,

    A Justaburger? That isn’t even a snack.

  17. WTF happened to LST? Did they finally throw in the towel?

    All right losers, I have no problem enjoying spaghetti lunch by myself.

  18. Livemusic: Print out about 20 of those coupons. Duuuuhhhh….

  19. 19
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Live

    Man I thought maybe you would print them out and hand them out to the homeless. Wheres the gratitude?

    What happened to LST? Same thing that happened to the GOP.

    Hater

    I would go if I lived in Houston.

    Did Elftle move to the north pole?

  20. 20
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    ST

    Thanks for getting my back. Ole livemusic doesnt appreciate nuttin!

  21. 21
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    The gatekeeper is keeping us out…..

    Bad Gateway

    Web server received an invalid response while acting as a gateway or proxy server.

    Web Server at lonestartimes.com

  22. It’s funny watching Annise Parker kicking some good old boy ass in Houston.

    LST shut down, again??
    Ever since BigJolly moved onto better things LST has been in the crapper again and again.

  23. Y’all just don’t understand these puter thangs. Squawk got into HAL’s knickers prolly pretty good and this is HAL’s way of fixin him back.

  24. 24
    BannableReturns 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Someone must of run out of readers again -

  25. 25
    BannableReturns 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    LST or their hosts server is down dont get excited

  26. 26
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    AL

    Yup and like JellyRoll or not (I like e’m) he had people posting which is very much lacking today.

    LONG LIVE JELLYROLL!

  27. 27
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    654.55

  28. 6969.69♂

  29. 29
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    5.45 more!

    Hater

    Are you mocking me?

  30. 26
    I was going to invest some money and buy advertising at LST next month, but if they cannot keep the site up forget that.

  31. Annise is already kicking butt. Harold Hurtt is gone!! Yippee!!!/back to work

  32. Not me, I leave that to Mocktle.

  33. 33
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Who is Harold Hurt?

  34. 34
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Check this out.

    http://news.yahoo.com/video/odd-15749658/first-person-faith-the-dog-inspires-with-two-legs-17174061

  35. ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!

    A Headshaking Christmas Party

    WHERE:
    Stags Head Pub - 2128 Portsmouth, Houston

    WHEN: Saturday Dec 19, 2009

    TIME: 1pm to ????pm/am

    Hatuh - you be a charter member - BE THERE!!!

  36. 36
    BannableReturns 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Hurt was already leaving - actually according to some he never ever arrived…

  37. 37
    BannableReturns 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    I will actually be there - bring my daughter and her boyfriend for security

  38. 38
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    CbR

    I will only come if ST is going to be there.

  39. 39
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Barnaby

    You gonna be there?

  40. 31
    I hope she kicks more good old boys in the ass, Locke was the puppet of the good old boys. What will be interesting is how Parker plays out the financial problems in Houston. I hope she dumps them right onto White, Locke would of played party politics and protected White’s back as he ran for Governor.

    What dumbass hires a police chief in Houston and lets the guy continue to live in Arizonia??
    How about the next Houston Mayor living in Jersey?

    Saturday I have to drop off the Ram on the west side of town, it is being shipped to Dallas and sold up there. Then we are off to my brothers house in Hempstead for a visit and to celebrate getting rid of the Ram.

  41. 40 - Excuses, excuses. Always the way for you.

  42. How about the next Houston Mayor living in Jersey?

    Al as Mayor??? Please deliver us from that evil!

  43. 41
    Saturday is a great day for me, after two weeks of negotiations I am finally getting rid of this freaking Ram and ending the cycle of sinking more money into repairing it over and over and over and over again.

  44. 42
    I’ll run on the tea party ticket

  45. Hello? I have Sun/Mon off. You haters did this on purpose. Shakey won’t even show up to his own shingdig.

  46. 46
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    I remember when AL touted the Ram as a great vehicle. Mine went to shit after 50,000 miles. The wheels damn near fell off. JUNK!

  47. 47
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    God Bless the Amerikan police state. Does Sprint even have 8 million custmers?

    http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/12/gps-data/

    Sprint Nextel provided law enforcement agencies with customer location data more than 8 million times between September 2008 and October 2009, according to a company manager who disclosed the statistic at a non-public interception and wiretapping conference in October.

    The manager also revealed the existence of a previously undisclosed web portal that Sprint provides law enforcement to conduct automated “pings” to track users. Through the website, authorized agents can type in a mobile phone number and obtain global positioning system (GPS) coordinates of the phone.

    The revelations, uncovered by blogger and privacy activist Christopher Soghoian, have spawned questions about the number of Sprint customers who have been under surveillance, as well as the legal process agents followed to obtain such data.

    But a Sprint Nextel spokesman said that Soghoian, who recorded the Sprint manager’s statements at the closed conference, misunderstood what the figure represents. The number of customers whose GPS data was provided to local, state and federal law enforcement agencies was much less than 8 million, as was the total number of individual requests for data.

  48. 48
    BannableReturns 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Ivan

    I will be in houston - why not

  49. 49
    gtotracker 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Headcase must be helping Squawk out again.

  50. 50
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Barnaby

    I would love to meet you. Security is optional. ;)

  51. 51
    BannableReturns 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    It would be a pleasure

  52. ONCE I SEE THE LIST OF CONFIRMED ATTENDEES FOR SATURDAY THEN I’LL DECIDE IF I WILL GO!

  53. re # 52

    He has to ask his wife first.

  54. 54
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Shaker

    Fukov!

  55. Ivan I have heard both good and bad about Dodge, I know that this specific vehicle I own is a money trap. Time to cut the losses and move forward.

  56. 56
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    I had a 1994 Ram. I was a hunk of crap. Brakes, destroyed rotors, A/C, Rear end and the transmission went out starting at about 15k. One of the spark plugs would get green shit on it and not fire correctly too. They never figured that one out or didnt care to.

    It was a rolling money pit POS and Dodge didnt want to help at all. The real pisser was I traded in a 1987 Chevy truck with 350k on it for the “DOG”! If Dodge would have been helpful I wouldnt have been so pissed. I told the manager, I am a young man that will buy many new cars and I promise it wont be a Dodge, ever. He didnt care. I even wrote corporate and got nothing. I have since bought three new cars. One Chevy and two Nissans. Phuck Dodge!

  57. 57
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Correction, that would be four new cars since, one Chevy and three Nissans. I still have my 1995 Nissan truck with 180k and my 2004 with 168k. Did I mention that neither have been in the shop for major repairs?

    Phuck Dodge!

  58. 56

    That is why I am dumping this one right back to Whackovia to sell it, and they didn’t want it. They offered to refinance the loan at a lower interest rate and take 25% off the amountg I owe on the truck, I said NO, NO, NO.
    I can easily afford the truck and the other two vehicles, but I am tired of sinking good money into a truck that keeps falling apart.

    And I do not want to sell it directly to an individaul because that might increase my liability if that person starts sinking money into it and then accuses me of hiding the problems. So Whackovia takes it, ships it to Dallas, where they can get more for it, sells it for me and I pay them the balance.

    It has helped me greatly knowing people in the insurance, salvage, and legal professions who have advised me on settling this matter. It is amazing what you can achieve when you know the right words to use.

  59. Aluminatti’s Right Words of Wisdom:

    “I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.”

    -Al “Don” Corleone

  60. Fukovaratti Says:
    1:44 pm

    ONCE I SEE THE LIST OF CONFIRMED ATTENDEES FOR SATURDAY THEN I’LL DECIDE IF I WILL GO!

    I’ll be there. I done told Hatuh he’s a charter (goes for gto also) and don’t need no arse smoochin invite just be there so same applies to you. I’ll drag ShaNaNa’s cadaver if he’ll get his head outta the mucky Washington County water he’s fussin with. I might even get lmr to drop by (Wiki lessons don’tcha know)

    I do look forward to the great Ivan & Bannable and whomever else shows up. Me alone being there should be nuff to draw the rest of the Misfits only cause you have a reputation of a HAS BEEN and a NO SHOW.

  61. 59
    Hatuh I am not happy to have to settle it this way but it is the best for all concerned parties. The reality is Whackovia has nothing I want and can do what?? Take the truck?? Well when they realized that is what I wanted them to do they then realized the leverage was in my hands not theirs cause I have something that they want, money.

    Sometimes the truth of a situation sucks, but the truth is the truth so why not accept it and make the best possible deal so all can benefit.

  62. Dammit!!!!!! I’m going to have to miss Shaker’s Christmas Party! {:

    Y’all have a drink for me! Have a great time!

  63. HeadCoward is afraid of the heat.

  64. OK WHO ELSE?

    GREGG? SPANKTLE? WHAT ABOUT OUR FRIENDS FROM LST? THEY ARE CERTAINLY WELCOME.

    KEEP BUILDING THE LIST, I’LL LET YOU KNOW.

  65. 64
    So did the wife give you permission yet??
    Want me to call her??

  66. 66
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Fukov

    Fuck off pussy! Dont show. Who cares? Not me beotch.

  67. HeadAluminatti - I’ll be shocked, shocked, if either of you pusswhips shows up.

  68. Let me cue up ST.

  69. By the power invested in me, a Christmas gift for the Roadkill Czar (Black Widow Woman)

    Oooooo…..siiiiixty niiiine. Ooooooooooooooo……..siiiiiiiiixy niiiiine. Do we have a BINGO?™

    It’s a Roadkill Czar Bingo Button time …. and the number isssss …..Oooooo…..siiiiixty niiiine. Ooooooooooooooo……..siiiiiiiiixy niiiiine. Do we have a BINGO?™

  70. 70
    gtotracker 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Al, call OPS. He may have to wake her up to answer the phone.

  71. 71
    gtotracker 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    ruh-roh, sorry ’bout dat Hatuh.

  72. OPS & St? Who knew?

  73. I have read where some bloggers got together but they had their laptops so they can blog at each other while they sat across the table from each other. Was that an LST get together at Coaches on 290 ?? How fucked up is that??

  74. Awww hell, GoatNads - she prolly wasn’t payin’ any attention anyway. 18″ has a way of distracting the ladies, so I’ve been told.

  75. Aluminatti - to be a critic of an event, you typically have to attend.

  76. 76
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Dont ya’ll talk smack about my cyber babe.

  77. 75
    You don’t have to attend to know its fucked up if we are sitting at the same table but must communicate by blogging instead of talking directly to each other.

  78. 78
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    AL

    We need to meet. Be there. I want to put a face to the squeaky voice on the phone.

  79. 79
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    I was at Coaches. I didnt see any PC’s just people having fun. Speaking of meet ups wheres Neocon?

  80. 78
    Going to Hempstead to my brothers house for our holiday get together been planned for weeks.

  81. Al, ever had lunch with HeadBlackberry?

    the guys sits there fiddlin’ with his damn blackberry like a teenage girl texting under the dinner table. I think he’s sexting his buddy Bruce.

  82. Hey, I have an iPhone now!

    Don’t even go there PlayswithhimselfHatuh. We were at spaghetti when your butt-buddy/partner called and you had to get up from the table to talk to him, then came back with a huge smile on your face and a hard-on (according to OPS).

  83. Aluminatti - heads up - christmas is next week.

    Sounds like another in a long line of weak tit excuses to me.

  84. 84
    gtotracker 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    I meant Al may have to get OPS to wake up Mrs. Headcase. #68 was not there when I hit ’submit’.

  85. Al, call OPS. He may have to wake her up to answer the phone.

    Al - let us know if OPS answers. If’n he doesn’t the Black Widow Woman mighta just got him that bein’ the case

  86. If Gregg goes, he has to bring his kid, so he’s out. Whacktle probably won’t go, his wife probably has him doing church stuff.

    What about Fatkish? Shandingo? Hammorrhoid? SquealboxNoise? Bendoverzene?

  87. And what about BigBelly™? He really needs to come, we’ll call Stag’s Head on Friday to make sure they order enough food for the weekend!

  88. Hammorrhoid!

    LMFAO! Winner of HS.com Name Bastardization(big word I learned from Hamous)of the Week winner!

  89. 89
    gtotracker 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    I think ST would take one look at OPS and decide it would kill her before she dig a big enough hole to bury him. Probably not enough space left in the front yard, either.

  90. 90
    gtotracker 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    she ‘could’ dig

  91. Deepacktle is in a deep meditational trance trying to find the meaning of Christmas(kinda similar to when Charlie Brown was searching for the Great Pumpkin).

  92. 86 - You’ll havta forward what I just sent to Benzine cause I don’t have his addy.

  93. 87 - See #60

    lmr = livemusicrules = BigBelly™

  94. I have read where some bloggers got together but they had their laptops so they can blog at each other while they sat across the table from each other. Was that an LST get together at Coaches on 290 ?? How fucked up is that??

    Bullshit. Duhmoose brings his laptop, only because he has a 24 hr. job.

    Thanks Cbr for the 69! :)

    OUT!

  95. Putski, where are you?

    ST is puttin’ a beat down on Al!

    You gotta love a gal that will call bullshit on a bullshitter.

  96. Looks like 2 days old chicken fried steak from Luby’s.

  97. 95
    me likes it when they get all hot and fiesty. What the heck is a Duhmoose? Hatuh do you shoot that?

    94
    And also Missy do you see the symbol “?” at the end of the sentence?? That designates a question, not a claim or a statement, a question. So there was no bullshit to label bullshit involved in that sentence it was a question which cannot be label bullshit because questions are bullshit free.

    “Was that an LST get together at Coaches on 290 ??”

    But I do like your feistyness

  98. Another innocent man released after 35 years of imprisonment. Thanks to the new DNA technology. No amount of compensation can restore the loss of 35 years. The DA and the members of jury who sent him to prison should ask for forgiveness.

  99. Missy? You called me Missy? Bullshit!!!

  100. 100!

  101. #86 - WTF? Do I havta post in flashing flight line NEON pink for yall to read it?

    I am riding to a F U N E R A L Saturday in Waco. You know funeral - where they plant dead folks in the ground and say lots of nice words?

  102. I’m leaning towards going. I’ll let you all know.

  103. Katfish: I’m sorry about your loss. I was going to say something earlier, but forgot. Please forgive my rudeness./ducks head in shame

    See #4 post.

  104. 99
    Yep I sure did call ya “Missy”, cause I knew that would git ya all fiesty again. And I’s like when ya is fiesty.

    Missy…Missy…Missy

  105. 102
    do you attend your own birthday parties? Were you at your own wedding?? People who share their day bitchin and jokin on your blog are having a get down together and you nots sure if yas gonna join thems??

    How was the person who first raised this issue about a sitdown??? You

  106. 106
    gtotracker 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Al, leave the redneckese to the natives and I promise not to try joiseynese. :)

  107. 107
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Hater #95

    Thats what I love about her. Aint she somthin?

    AL

    Is there a rule/timely fashion that minutes from a meeting must be recorded?

  108. 108
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    108!

  109. 109
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Also they admitted to having a closed board meeting and taking a vote without the wife.

  110. 110
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    110!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  111. #109 Jackov

    Why don’t you just get a f’n lawyer and solve the problem instead of dicking around with these assholes?

  112. 111
    Fuckyourready, because the board controls the money of the association and will use it to fight you and you cannot afford the legal costs so you cut to the chase and throw the dicks off the board and take over and then fuck them around and around and around until they move away or die of stress.

  113. 107
    We usually get them before the next months meeting however I am pushing to get them within 7 days of the actual meeting. In the past we have found that our management company was putting the minutes from last months meeting together 2 days before the next months meeting. who the heck remembers a month later what everyone talked about and agreed to?

    That is how some members of a board can get together and screw the other members, waiting a long time to review the monutes.

  114. 106
    So’s you’s don’t thinks I’s kans do a rednecks pursons? shooot i’s been round des parts long enufs two nose how its dun.

  115. 115
    gtotracker 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    #114, Yes. You use far too many consonants and single syllable words.

  116. 116
    gtotracker 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    So-uz, youse’n doount theeunk I’se caan doos aauh reahudneck? Persons is a dead give away. All ya’ll shood ah knowed thahat.

  117. Al: Forgettaboutit. I will give you a series of emails between my daughter and I. She is such a prude.

    She asked what I wanted for Christmas. I sent her this link:

    http://bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm

    Lovey: Um no. Pick something else.

    Me: butt…..butt…..You’ll like it. Eventually. Just wait until the power goes off. There will be no more: If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down……..

    And Brian can use it, too.

    Pul-eeeze?

    I love you, baby girl.
    Mom

    Lovey: NO, I AM NOT GETTING IT FOR YOU.
    And I’m pretty sure that Brian won’t want to use it.
    Why do you have to be so redneck all the time? :)

    Love you too mommyyyyyy.
    (sometimes)

  118. 117
    I think you will like the picture I have chosen for Friday morning.

  119. Lemme guess. It’s Squawk during hurricane Ike.

    http://www.yourfunnypic.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/redneck-toilet.jpg

  120. 119
    someone looked behind the curtin, forgot someone has admin access.

  121. Ya, ah fixed it fur ya!

  122. #120: LOL! Dumbass! I WUZ gonna place a bet, but that really woulda been considered cheatin’. Shootin’ fish in a barrel just ain’t right. :)

    Cowboy, I didn’t peek. You are a man of honor.

    Heh. Peak changed to peek. I love my edit button!
    “Editor of spelling mistakes”

  123. 122 - I only made it bigger so twas easier to see w/o squintin like I gotta (ole age yano)

  124. I will bet a round of drinks for everyone that no one from LST shows up Saturday.

  125. :(

    Nytol!

  126. 124 - I’ll be happy to drink that bet if it comes to pass.

  127. 125 - Nytol back atcha Peaches & Cream. Sleep well.

  128. It’s a shame. Feels like about that time myself and just noticed the o’clock. Still got 2hrs 20 minutes till outta here time.

  129. 129
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    Fukov

    You gots reading problems fembot! We hired a top gun from Armbrust & Brown in Austin. So far we have kicked ass and taken names but as AL said the POA gets to use our funds to fight and we pay out of our pockets. Dont fret femboy we have it covered. Did yo run out of Tampax?

    OUT!

  130. 130
    Ivan Pavlov 
    Thursday, 17. December 2009

    130!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!